Too Drunk to Wed

After getting our hair done for the wedding, my bridesmaids and I stopped at a drugstore (CVS, to be exact) to pick up some snack foods and a bottle of cheap champagne to drink while we got dressed. A bottle of champagne doesn't go very far between a handful of girls. We each got maybe a glass and a half of the bubbly.

I don't think the boys had time to have anything to drink before the ceremony-- and that's probably a good thing-- because in some countries,